Fuck Friday

It's Friday, now what do you do? You don't care anymore that's what! That's what Mondays are for. For you to go back to your cube and do mindless work to make other people rich. You could open your own business, but you're probably afraid of the risk or are making some excuse to not be your own boss. Wouldn't it be great to wake up every morning and not have to listen to someone telling you what to do?

You will probably regret forgetting everything on Monday when you realize you didn't do any work on Friday, but that’s ok. You're just going to die anyway. It's kind of depressing to think that way, I mean I've lost a lot of loved ones in my life, and in the end, did it really matter if they worked hard on Fridays or not? No, it didn't! So why not just slack off all day today, well if you're on the internet right now you're probably already slacking off. In fact, if you're reading this, I bet you won't last at your job for the next year.

This picture demonstrates what you will be doing on Monday


You know it's true! You're going to have to do double the work on Monday, so maybe you shouldn't fuck Friday and you should pay attention to your duties today, the only problem. Happy hour starts any minute now, and you want to leave and go get drinks with your friends, unless you're one of those health nuts that likes to workout every day. Some people can work out almost every day of the week, but not this guy.